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TONIGHT'S DINNER CONVERSATION
*ahem*
New word to be introduced for discussion: Eunuch, complements of Snarky!Dad
First up, general discussion about the eunuch-like qualities of our neutered puppy, followed by a rousing rendition of the history of eunuchs on earth.
Second: Dad looks me straight in the eye and asks for the plate of olives.
Me: "Oh come on. Those aren't big enough."
Mom: "Oh my god, you guys!!" *throws down napkin and stomps away from table*
Ten-year-old sis and best buddy: GIGGLESNORTHAHAHAGASPCHORTLEGIGGLEGIGGLESNORT.
Next on the agenda: blah ba di blah blah concerning school choir's upcoming show.
Sis's best buddy: "Wow, I could NEVER sing in the CHOIR."
Me: *practically spitting soup across the table* "You could if you were a EUNUCH!"
Mom: "Oh, for heaven's sake!!" *throws down napkin AGAIN and stomps away from table*
Sis and best bud: GIGGLESNORTSNORTGAHAHAHAFALLOUTOFCHAIRS.
Dad: *grins like a maniac*
Further discussion follows on how eunuch puppies seem to like pillows quite a bit.
All in all, I call it a fruitful meal. *dirty lecherous leer*
*ahem*
New word to be introduced for discussion: Eunuch, complements of Snarky!Dad
First up, general discussion about the eunuch-like qualities of our neutered puppy, followed by a rousing rendition of the history of eunuchs on earth.
Second: Dad looks me straight in the eye and asks for the plate of olives.
Me: "Oh come on. Those aren't big enough."
Mom: "Oh my god, you guys!!" *throws down napkin and stomps away from table*
Ten-year-old sis and best buddy: GIGGLESNORTHAHAHAGASPCHORTLEGIGGLEGIGGLESNORT.
Next on the agenda: blah ba di blah blah concerning school choir's upcoming show.
Sis's best buddy: "Wow, I could NEVER sing in the CHOIR."
Me: *practically spitting soup across the table* "You could if you were a EUNUCH!"
Mom: "Oh, for heaven's sake!!" *throws down napkin AGAIN and stomps away from table*
Sis and best bud: GIGGLESNORTSNORTGAHAHAHAFALLOUTOFCHAIRS.
Dad: *grins like a maniac*
Further discussion follows on how eunuch puppies seem to like pillows quite a bit.
All in all, I call it a fruitful meal. *dirty lecherous leer*
