Retrieve the Kraken!

TONIGHT'S DINNER CONVERSATION

*ahem*

New word to be introduced for discussion: Eunuch, complements of Snarky!Dad

First up, general discussion about the eunuch-like qualities of our neutered puppy, followed by a rousing rendition of the history of eunuchs on earth.

Second: Dad looks me straight in the eye and asks for the plate of olives.

Me: "Oh come on. Those aren't big enough."

Mom: "Oh my god, you guys!!" *throws down napkin and stomps away from table*

Ten-year-old sis and best buddy: GIGGLESNORTHAHAHAGASPCHORTLEGIGGLEGIGGLESNORT.

Next on the agenda: blah ba di blah blah concerning school choir's upcoming show.

Sis's best buddy: "Wow, I could NEVER sing in the CHOIR."

Me: *practically spitting soup across the table* "You could if you were a EUNUCH!"

Mom: "Oh, for heaven's sake!!" *throws down napkin AGAIN and stomps away from table*

Sis and best bud: GIGGLESNORTSNORTGAHAHAHAFALLOUTOFCHAIRS.

Dad: *grins like a maniac*

Further discussion follows on how eunuch puppies seem to like pillows quite a bit.

All in all, I call it a fruitful meal. *dirty lecherous leer*